No doubt you’ll have learned by now that Gillian Gibbons has received a jail sentence in Sudan for naming a teddy-bear Muhammad.
The vile criminal.
Of course, like me, you’ll have followed the Khartoum police investigation with awe and amazement as their investigative unit swung into action and cracked the case within hours. What an outfit! What [...]

Well, another day, another atrocity.
MacDara commented on yesterday’s post that religions should get better killers.
It reminded me of an old post, from back in the days when very few people read this site.  It seems appropriate.
Imagine Being a Dead Muslim

I was out tonight in my pub of choice, having a few scoops of my drink of choice with my friends of choice, when the subject of Islamic martyrdom came up.
This is how sad I am, and how pathetically sad my friends of choice are too.
As we were all men, somebody was bound to bring [...]

I never thought I’d be saying this, but really, the Catholics aren’t too bad, are they? At least they don’t lose their minds every time somebody someplace thinks something bad about them. They don’t run around burning effigies and smacking themselves on the head with a fucking machete.
What’s the deal with these Muslims? [...]