Free stables, by Jesus.

I see the tinkers in Castletroy don’t want to move into their new accommodation. Oh? Is this because the Council didn’t build the houses to a proper standard? No. They […]


America exists because the English and the French killed all the local people and took over their land. Isn’t that obvious? Fair fuckin play to them. If there were enough […]

Don’t get me started

In Dublin, an entirely blameless Lithuanian man died when he attempted to stop four people siphoning diesel from his truck. He was an honest man, well-regarded in the transport business, […]

Giving offence

Question: What’s the difference between Serbian, Croatian, Serbo-Croat and Bosnian? Answer: None. Linguistically, it’s about the same as the difference between Dublin English and Cork English, except there’s no Yugoslav […]

Feng Shui

You know Feng Shui? Of course you do. Anyway, I don’t want to talk about Feng Shui. I want to talk about the fucking eejits who correct your pronunciation of […]