Driving to Galway this morning, I noticed a sign: Welcome to Clarinbridge. Home of the Oyster. Wait a minute. The Oyster? Wasn't that one of those Dublin criminals, like the [...]

My lawyer, Gonad the Ballbearian, isn't a 300-pound Samoan, but you can't have everything. He ran away from the circus to become a lawyer but ended up working in Limerick, [...]

What the fuck is wrong with McDowell? Goebbels? Fucking Goebbels? Do you know something, I'm really starting to despair of Irish politicians. You hear all this shit about Irish wit [...]

Tie. I. I. I. I'm. Is on my side.Tie. I. I. I. I'm. Is on my side. That's the Rolling Stones. And, Mick, I'm sorry to tell you that tie [...]