T. Rex visits Southpark

This is going to be a quick one. Only the sad old hippies amongst us will remember the early Tyrannosaurus Rex albums, and so I must address this question to […]

The worst poet ever

Today, I think I’ll share with you one of the works of William Topaz McGonagall, a man widely acknowledged to be the worst poet who ever lived. This fine example […]

The Big Day here at last

Well, this is it. By now, I expect, the Fat Knacker Marching Bands will have wobbled their way through some appalling parody of Californian cheerleading and the Ancient Staggering Americans […]

More St Patrick’s Day Shite

Here we go again. After a long hibernation, we’ve built up sufficient reserves of smugness to begin patronising the planet once more. On Friday, we’ll witness the annual Festival of […]