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They drilled a small hole in the wall, said the Pope.

I see the Vatican has started its own airline.
Ratzair, I believe they’re calling it.
The first flight was yesterday and went from Rome to Lourdes, but they’ll also serve Fatima, Mount Sinai and Santiago.

Ja, confirmed a spokesman for the Vatican, We haff the plan for den Heiligeflug to alles the Heilige shrines in der Welt. [...]

There’s the unelected Pope Ratzo the First over there in Rome, issuing edicts to all and sundry to the following effect:
1. If you’re a priest who finds out that another priest has been buggering little boys, say fuck-all about it or I’ll excommunicate you.
2. If you’ve been buggered by a priest, shut the [...]