I went to the Energy Show at the RDS recently and I was just amazed by the things I saw in Dublin.
Amazed, I tell you!!
The tall buildings, all the traffic lights, the beautiful cosmopolitan people rushing around with their phones, closing high-powered stock deals and ordering the overthrow of foreign leaders. And the speed! Jesus, [...]

I see our government has decided to go to the country.
Great. Time to start torturing those political reptiles that call to your door once every four years. After all, even if you didn’t disagree with their policies, it’s very hard to like a heavily-sweating man in a bad suit with a gigantic belly [...]

Did you know that the late Kim Il Sung is still President of North Korea? Isn’t that great?
I told Gonad the Ballbearian about this last week, and he jumped up like he’d been farted at by a Donegal detective. I’ll be back to you he said, and he was as good as his [...]