Scunts

After the rest of the matches in the round, Scunthorpe have settled down at 18th place, which is a lot better than the useless fuckers deserve. No doubt either Wrinkly […]

Scunts

Scunthorpe United are now second last. If the last team in the league, Rotherham, hadn’t started with a ten-point penalty, Scunthorpe would be at the very bottom of the table. […]

Scunts

Scunthorpe secured a defeat against Rotherham by cleverly giving away two handy goals in the first half. They now hold the coveted third-from-the-bottom position and look set to go all […]

Scunts

Scunthorpe managed another magnificent 2 – 2 draw, with Crewe Alexandra. This means that after three games, they have two points. Another glorious start to another great season for Scunthorpe […]

Scunts

Scunthorpe were winning but managed to give away a late goal to salvage a draw against Swansea. Good old Scunts.

Scunts

Scunthorpe lost their first game of the new season. This is good. To win would have been too much for us. This is good. Kind of.

Andy Keogh

I just thought you might like to know that Scunthorpe’s Andy Keogh scored both goals in Ireland’s under-21 victory over Azerbaijan in the European Championship qualifier.

Lovesick, broke and driftin’

The Wrinkly Romeos are playing the Kilkenny Rhythm & Roots festival over the weekend, which ought to be pretty good. The festival, I mean, not the Wrinkly Romeos. Their drummer […]

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe

  Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS     As you can see, the bums are safe.

Scunthorpe United

I think Scunthorpe are safe. Yes, I also know this is probably the kiss of death for them, but still. Wrinkly Joe did all the analysis on this a while […]