Munster play Llanelli tomorrow evening in the quarter final of the European Rugby Cup.
We’re going by road, which means that Bullet and myself have to get up at four in the morning to catch the Rosslare ferry. Christ Almighty.
The game is at 7.30 tomorrow evening and on Saturday we’re going to watch Sunderland [...]

I had just fired my final Magnum 44 round at the last surviving critter and drained the last of the Wild Turkey when the phone rang.
ring ring ring crash!
What???!!!???
How’s it goin Boss?
It was the Great Zucchini.
Do you want to go to Wales?
What?
Wales. Do you want to go?
Yeah. It’s nice there. I might [...]

You’re a good footballer. Since you were a nipper, you’ve been the best player your mates ever knew, and they still talk about how brilliant you were when you were a kid, dodging past everyone, leaving the rest of them falling on their arses. You were probably the best player your school ever saw, and [...]