The Equal Status Act, 2000.
What the fuck is that?
It’s an act that was passed in 2000, which gives people equal status.
Hmmmm.
Do you really want to read the Equal Status Act, 2000? If you do, I can copy the whole fuckin lot here and you can wade through the entire bullshit, but I’d prefer not [...]

You might not have heard about this, but the people of Kilmallock are pretty pissed off about a new erection in their old graveyard. You see, the graveyard is a national monument and an archaeological treasure, which is why the design of headstones is tightly controlled.
For me, that is, and for you. And [...]

I’ve been a bit erratic about the old posting over the past few days but there’s a perfectly logical explanation. I was drunk.
This is a valid excuse in any Irish court. I was fuckin drunk, Judge, and that’s why I didn’t bother my hole driving around the roundabout. I just went straight [...]

I see the tinkers in Castletroy don’t want to move into their new accommodation. Oh? Is this because the Council didn’t build the houses to a proper standard? No. They built them to the highest possible specification.
Is it because the houses are unsuitable? No. The Travellers were consulted at every stage of the design.
Perhaps [...]