And you thought nuns never caught anyone by the bollocks? Don’t forget, it’s your money.
Locating a children’s hospital

It isn’t.
No human could.
Home safe, but.
Last night was.
We all.
Party-time.
Knackered
Bath.
Bed.
Tomorrow.
OK?

Right. I don’t want to be too specific about this so I’ll only give you a hint.
Did I get a ticket for the first ever [tag]rugby[/tag] match between Ireland and England to be held in Croke Park?
[Hint: Yesssssss!!!!!!!!]
See you Monday.

You can ignore this post.
This post is connected to Red Cardinal’s optimisation offer to all nominees. It contains the few bits and pieces of information he asked for and it isn’t really a readable post at all. Just ignore it.
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Categories: best post, best newcomer, best political blog, best blog post (for “Haughey”).
Niche: [...]

I’ve been thinking about these anonymous posts. Some have been reasonably intelligent and some have been completely brainless.
I don’t want to switch off anonymous posting if I can help it, but at the same time I don’t want to be reading half-witted shit. So here’s what I’ve decided.
Anonymous posts don’t get a reply. [...]

Big weekend coming up now for the Scunts.
Here’s the table:

Last game played on
Tuesday 26th December 2006
Pld
 
Home
 
Away
 
Overall
 
Pts
GD

 
W
D
L
F
A
 
W
D
L
F
A
 
W
D
L
F
A
 

Now then. Tomorrow, Scun play bottom-of-the-table Bournemouth, and they’re at the bottom for a very good reason. They’re shite. However, they won’t want to go even lower, and therefore could be dangerous. Given Scun’s habit of [...]

It says NO!!

Fucking Scunthorpe are really pissing me off now, the cunts. They lost 3-1 to fucking Blackpool last week when they had a chance to gain a further three points on the league leaders, and instead the stupid fuckers threw it away. It isn’t funny.
Well, actually, it is. It’s Scunthorpe United, when all [...]

What do you make of that guy who’s been arrested? Is he a fantasist or the real thing?
Personally, I tend to lean towards the fantasist theory, but I could be completely wrong.
Still, though, why did he give interviews to the papers and the TV? What the fuck is wrong with these [...]

I was driving past a building site the other day with the Bullet, and I had a Father Moment.
Look there, Bullet, I said. You see those huge bags all piled on top of each other? Over there, all around the base of the scaffold? That’s in case somebody falls off. They’ll [...]