Waistcoat? What??

“I heard you saying A Fistful of Dollars” That’s right, I say. A Fistful of Dollars. We were thinking of having it as one of our movie nights in my […]

Death Metal Teenagers

Did I mention that the Bullet got an electric guitar? And that his cousin, Blackbeard, got another? Yeah. I thought it was a great idea. I cleared out a big […]

Scunts

With all the euphoria about the Leicester match, I forgot to bring you up to date on Scunthorpe United. The Scunts defeated Bradford 1-0 with a 79th-minute goal from the […]

The Opera Centre

A truly stupid name. It isn’t an opera centre – it’s a shopping centre. What a crowd of gobshites!

Pat Kenny Shot

And to other news. In a surprise development , the well-known radio presenter Pat Kenny was last night shot in Limerick’s notorious Moyross estate. In town to patronise the locals […]

How to Stop Smoking

Allen Carr has made a fortune writing books and running seminars for people who want to stop smoking. I bet everyone who smokes has at least one copy of his […]

Young people at risk

Quoted from the Newswire: The House of Sheila Murray, mother of the two Limerick children burned in an arson attack last month has come under attack overnight. The mother along […]

Smuggler’s Blues

RTE news had a report tonight about that guy who was charged with smuggling heroin in a private jet. Opposing bail, police told the court that, as the man had […]

Scunts

I find this very strange. I find it strange to be all the time reporting good news about Scunthorpe United, but that’s how it seems to be at the moment. […]

Scunts

The bums are on the tv on Wednesday evening. They’re playing Aston Villa in the Silly Cup. Tune in if you’re doing nothing else. They’ll get hammered of course, but […]