Now that’s what I call a bad bank
Who’ll Run the Country?
Three-letter organisation to rule Ireland
Millwall 1 – Scunthorpe 2
The Scunts did very well today, travelling to the East End of London and collecting three points from Millwall. Millwall, by Jesus! Anyone who has ever been to Millwall’s ground [...]
Dinner With The Hound of Satan
I was fighting the dog for the last piece of Chicken Rogan Josh when the phone rang. The dog had a firm grip on my right leg, just below the [...]
Munster, Scunthorpe, Gaelic Football and Ryder Cup
A busy sporting weekend. Munster had a good win, didn’t they? We beat Cardiff Blues 28-20 to take top place in the league table, with the delicious prospect of meeting [...]
Scunthorpe United
I got a text from Wrinkly Joe this morning: Have you been following our ferric footballing friends’ latest results? Now, you might not have been following the Iron’s exploits lately [...]
Manson Family Murders
I must be one of the few people who actually have the Charlie Manson album, Lie: The Love and Terror Cult. It isn’t bad, you know. He has a reasonable [...]
Things are looking up
Well, I collected the Nut’s old BMW, which means I have wheels again. I also decided not to bother replacing the turbo myself. Why the hell would I when I [...]
What Hollywood Star Do You Want?
Now that we’re both media giants … , said Wrinkly Paddy. Yeah? I grunted, looking up from the gigantic spliff I was trying to assemble. Well, he said, they’ll want [...]
Ireland vs Scotland
We’re going (as I told you) to the game in Dublin. Ireland versus Scotland in Croke Park. Myself and the Bullet. Off to see the rugby, and to stay the [...]