Scunthorpe United

Jesus, the bums lost again.  How many consecutive defeats is that?  I’d say about eight hundred.  They’re now firmly stuck second from the bottom of the league table, 24 points […]

a day on the town

a day on the town

Wrinkly Joe was in town over the weekend because a mutual friend of ours was having a Big Birthday, and we were both invited to the party. Great. What a […]

Scunts

It’s been a while since I updated you on Scunthorpe United. Did you know they got promoted? Well, they did. Now they’re in the Championship, which is the old Second […]

Music Festival Report No 3

Music Festival Report No 3

Hakk!! Hawwwkkkhh!!! Hak!! Khhakkhh!! Fuck! My fuckin head!! Hak! Kahokk!! Hok-thooee!! Ukkhh. Urk. Nnnggmnngghh. Mmnnnnhh. N. I stir in the bed but I do not move, for I have experienced […]

Festival Report No 2

Festival Report No 2

Anyway. Where were we? Oh right, sorry, we finished with Wrinkly Joe saying it wasn’t even three o’clock yet. Well, that was the run-in to the only really cheesy moment […]

Festival Report No 1

Festival Report No 1

I eased into position behind the battlements of the old castle. A mile away, the target strutted across a stage, wheeling and swaggering as only such a swine is capable […]

Festival-Time Again

Festival-Time Again

Yes. It’s that time of year when Wrinkly Joe and myself take our lives in our hands and venture into pink-buckskin territory once more. That’s right: the Midlands Music Festival […]