I’m working on a comprehensive review of the laws of women’s rugby, and at the moment I’m dealing with the various transgressions and punishments.
I’ve decided to do away with sin-binning and penalties, replacing them with more sensible punishments.
It’s going well, though the list isn’t complete. You might be able to help me with this.
|Offside||Ref gives you a dirty look.|
|Hands in the ruck||Ref gives you a FILTHY look.|
|Crossing||Ref folds arms and GLARES|
|Not rolling away.||Ref gives filthy look and turns back on you.|
|Repeatedly not rolling away.||Ref says shorts make your arse look huge.|
|Stamping.||Ref won’t talk to you for ten minutes|
|High tackle.||Ref tells everyone what a slut you are.|
|Asking what your offence was||Ref says “nothing!” and ignores you for the rest of the game.|
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