I love stupid jokes. I just love them and yes, I am a child. What do you want to do about it? I’m childish, I’m silly and I love silly jokes. I tell these jokes even when I know everyone has heard them already and then I fall down slapping my thigh and crying. I am a child but there you go. Sorry.
A man walks into his doctor’s surgery with a strawberry growing out of his head.
The doctor says, I’ll give you some cream for that.
A man walks into his doctor’s surgery with a carrot stuck in his ear and a parsnip up his nose.
The doctor says, You’re not eating properly.
A man goes to his doctor and says, Sometimes, I think I’m a wigwam and sometimes I think I’m a marquee.
The doctor says, You’re two tents.
A warhorse walks into a bar.
The bartender says Why the long film?
I know. I know. I’m a child but what the hell. We all love this shit, so let’s find out what your favourite is. Silly jokes anyone?