Seasonally Transmitted Diseases
The phone rang. It was my lawyer, Gonad, howling in agony. Gonad, I said. What the hell is wrong with...
Humour
Cursing Jack Has Pups
As I brooded over a flat pint in the Filthy Skobe, my phone bleated painfully. It was Cursing Jack. Do...
Bock Has Virgin Mary Vision
I took a quick video of the sun and uploaded it to Youtube, with the following comment: As I turned...
Give Back Mother Teresa, Says Albania
Give us back our old nun, demanded Albania. Dig her up and send her back. No, said India. She's our...
Biffo Buys Bananas
I was wondering why there were so many cops around the market this morning, including an exceptionally well-turned-out senior-looking guy. ...
Postman Pat Does Drugs
What about a little Postman Pat video to remind us of our childhood? aEYCdA0q0cg
Who’ll Run the Country?
Wrinkly Joe was visiting recently, and as we hunched in the kitchen sharing half a tin of dog food and...
Borg Religions
I was just thinking about the Borg, for some reason. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. And I was...
Hitler on Michael Jackson
You've seen it before with different subtitles but I like this one. ELyTBXzfQJ8
Interesting Place, Belmullet
Please tell me this is a real typo. .
