Oh Yes, He’s the Great Zucchini
Bleat-Bleat!! Wha -- ? Bleat-Bleat!! Ungnnhh? Bleat-Bleat!! I shook myself awake. What the - ? Had I been dreaming? No....
Rugby
Pakistan vs Ireland
Well, it's hard to know where to go from here. You see, originally I was going to write about the...
The Six Nations
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck! Fuck. Fuck it. Evrything goes back to that afternoon in Croke Park when...
Trevor Brennan 3
Well there you have it. Trev's been banned for life. Personally, I don't see why it's such a terrible thing...
Off again
I had just fired my final Magnum 44 round at the last surviving critter and drained the last of the...
Ireland 19 – Scotland 18
I was chatting to The Great Zucchini yesterday after the match. The Scots fucked us up, I said. We should...
God Save the Queen
Well? What happened? Did some crazed Shinner suicide bomber charge into the crowd and explode in a hail of teeth...
The Big Match
Right. I don't want to be too specific about this so I'll only give you a hint. Did I get...
My Plan for Ireland vs England
I was in my study, contemplating the beingness of nothingness and slugging back a quiet whiskey when a powerful rumbling...
The Croke Park Trilogy – Part Five
I nearly forgot to mention this little episode, consumed as I was with the Croke Park thing at the weekend....
